You kids, with your fancy animes and your Crackles and your CrunchyRolls, you don’t know how hard the rest of us used to have it! Back in my day, we had to get anime from a CATALOG. Specifically, the Viz catalog, which arrived every so often (quarterly, perhaps?) at my house on Park Place. It was a happy day when it arrived, filled with treats from far-off Japan, Ranma 1/2 and Akira and manga, so much manga, plus a lot of filthy stuff that came with a big fat NOT FOR KIDS bar across it.
I devoured that catalog. This was back when anime came in clamshell VHS cases, 2, maybe 3 episodes at a time. And that shit was NOT cheap — I think I paid about $30 for All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku, my first anime (purchased from Tower Records). Years later, I would buy the entire series on DVD for $6. Times have changed.